Here is how it works, you submit a creative text caption to the photo, each week a group of individuals selects one caption as the winner...the winner gets a prize. The prizes vary - gift certificate, books, apparel with Intel logo, etc. Typically around $50.00 US in value.
Have fun & good luck!
Having just delivered his monthly "PEP" talk to his factory workers, Charles had never considered the possibility of his saliva and the loose flour from his daily SOURDOUGH tuna sandwich forming a natural paste-like compound casuing his bull horn to affix itself to his face...so he turned to the web in search of assistance without involving his admin.
ATTENTION ALL EMPLOYEES...to help support our new GREEN strategy across all corporate operations, we have removed all the desk phones and we will immediately adopt a "A DON'T TASK, JUST YELL" policy. Each person will be issued a rechargeable battery operated BULL HORN to communicate with co-workers. Assignments will be issued to the last person who responds "NOT ME!". Rapid response to new requests will be critical or you will be subject to taking on the work. So stay charged and ready at all times so when new work requests are made you can quickly acknowledge using your personal BULL HORN. As we enter this new era of efficiency I ask all of you to keep an open mind and embrace this change as the cost of doing business and preserving our long history of producing new results with new ideas. Also please note complimenatry hearing testing will now be offered quarterly on each campus....have a great day! BIG DOG OOOOOOUUUUUUUUTTTTTT!!!!! (...how to shut this thing off?)